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I personally inspect, fold, pack, and ship each t-shirt. But if for some reason you get a t-shirt with a problem just let me know and I'll get a new one to you right away.
Why sell offensive t-shirts?
I’ve always been a fan on humor that’s off the wall. Zach Galifianakis, Dave Attell, Andy Kaufman. These are all great comedians that also do humor that's a little edgy. So why not t-shirts for people that love that same sort of humor. I don't want a t-shirt with a cute kitten on it. I also love seeing someone's reaction to something strange. I think in general people are way too uptight about stuff. I think the world would be a much better place if people would remove the stick from their ass and laugh more.
In the past I would make jokes to my friends about stuff I’d like to see on a t-shirt. When I looked at the t-shirt sites out there though one thing became apparent. Humor t-shirts are not very well designed. Most funny t-shirts out there use very simple designs and have very few colors. I wanted to change that along with adding my own brand of humor.
So here I am. This isn’t some big company. It’s just me. I’ve poured my money and my time into this with no guarantee it'll work out. At this point I’m hoping I can make enough to keep getting new designs printed so that’s what you’re supporting if you buy a t-shirt. Sometimes in life you have to push all your chips in and lay it all on the line. That's what T-Shirt Vulgarity is for me.
When do orders ship out and what does shipping cost?
All orders are shipped from California via the United States Postal Service (with delivery confirmation). Generally orders ship out 1-2 days after you make your purchase. I try to be as quick as possible. You should receive your shirt about 1-3 days after it has been shipped (it depends on how far from California you are).
Domestic Shipping (USPS 1-3 days)
1 Shirt - $3.95
2-3 Shirts - $4.90
4-12 Shirts - $9.85
12-16 Shirts - $13.50
International orders should ship out in 1-2 days. Your shirt should arrive in about 6-10 days once it has been shipped. Your country may have additional customs fees that you need to pay.
Canadian Shipping (USPS First Class 2-3 Weeks)
1 Shirt - $5.25
2 Shirts - $7.25
3 Shirts - $9.99
4 Shirts - $11.95
Canadian Shipping (USPS Priority Mail 6-10 days)
1-3 Shirts - $11.55
4-12 Shirts - $24.65
12-16 Shirts - $31.30
International Shipping (USPS Priority Mail 6-10 days)
1-3 Shirts $13.50
4-6 Shirts $25.46
7-12 Shirts $38.95
12-16 Shirts $51.25
How are the designs printed?
All of the t-shirts I sell are screen printed. This is the same method used for most shirts you buy at a big store. Many other places use print on demand (also called direct to garment). This is where a design is run through a printer and the design is printed on the shirt. The problem is that after a few runs through the washing machine the colors will fade and the fibers in the shirt will get fuzzy which will also cause the design to lose detail. But screen printing lays the ink on top of the t-shirt. Since all of the shirts I sell are screen printed the designs on the shirt will look vibrant and detailed for years to come.
What t-shirts do you use?
All the shirts are American Apparel 2001 Unisex. American Apparel makes all their shirts in the United States and doesn’t use sweatshops. The shirts are 100% ring spun cotton. They are extremely soft and smooth and in general are just a very well made and comfortable t-shirt.
What size t-shirt should I get?
Check out this Size Chart. Since all the shirts are 100% cotton you should expect them to shrink about a half size.
How do I wash my t-shirt?
Find a woman and hand her the shirt. Tell her to turn it inside out and wash it in cold water and then dry it on low heat to minimize shrinkage.
What is your return policy?
A full refund will be provided for any unworn/unwashed item that is returned within 30 days of the date of purchase (minus shipping/handling fees). If for some reason I screwed up the order I’ll pay for you to ship the shirt back otherwise you're responsible for that. Get in touch with me if you do have a problem because I want everyone that buys a t-shirt to be extremely happy with it.
If a problem does pop up with a t-shirt after you wash it please get in touch with me and I can send you a replacement.
Do you charge sales tax?
For orders shipped to California an 8.250% sales tax is added to the product cost.
Where can I mail death threats?
I prefer all death threats to either be written in Crayola or formed from individually cut out letters. Just mail them to:
T-Shirt Vulgarity
P.O. Box 675
Lotus, CA. 95651
What if I have an idea for a t-shirt design?
This is a small operation so there is a pretty good chance if you have a really good idea it can be turned into a t-shirt. If that happens I can hook you up with a bunch of free stuff. Just use the contact form to send in your idea.
What if I have a design or want to do the art for a design?
Feel free to get in touch with me. I love seeing different kinds of art that people can come up with. Be prepared to show some examples of your work though. Compensation is negotiable. I can provide the ideas for a design also if you're a talented artist.
Is the site secure?
All payments are handled through Paypal. No credit card information is stored on this server. This website uses Comodo SSL certificates with 256-bit encryption to ensure all of your personal information is secure. 
What’s your privacy policy?
It’s pretty simple. Nobody gets jack and shit and jack left town. Your information will never be given out to anyone.
Why didn’t you answer my question?
It’s a long elaborate plot. I would suggest watching The Big Lebowski to figure out why. After that use the contact form on the site with your inquiry and I’ll get back to you. Remember, the dude abides.
